‘Quick Guide To Fighting Corruption: A Step By Step Approach’,By Jaye Gaskia



jaye_gaskia‘QUICK GUIDE TO FIGHTING CORRUPTION: A STEP BY STEP APPROACH’- [SIMPLIFIED EDITION]

[AUTHOR: GEJ, THE PRESIDENCY; PUBLISHED BY: TRANSFORMATION AGENDA PUBLICATIONS; DISTRIBUTED BY: BREATHE OF FRESH AIR COMMUNICATIONS; MARKETED BY: NEIGHBOUR TO NEIGHBOUR WHOLESALES LTD]

  • Vehemently reject public declaration of your assets – ‘you don’t give a damn!
  • Protect Subsidy and Crude Oil Thieves
  • Indict petty Subsidy thieves; while protecting the ‘majors’ and those aiding and abetting them in government and the MDAs
  • Arrest and parade petty crude oil thieves; while protecting their main sponsors
  • Set up audit, probe and investigative committees, and promptly proceed to disregard their findings and recommendations
  • Uncover 45,000 Ghostworkers from assessment of 159,000 workforce; and fail to uncover those collecting the N100bn in annual ghost-salaries
  • Award without due process and secrecy coastline, waterways, and pipelines protection multi- naira contracts to Ex-Militant Generals in your kitchen cabinet.
  • Use armed , armed police and helicopters to disperse Anti-Corruption protesters
  • Arrest and harass Anti-Corruption Protest organisers
  • Reward renowned thieves and treasury looters with choice and juicy board appointments
  • Enter into plea bargain arrangements with convicted treasury looters
  • Pardon notorious Bandits and Pirates convicted of pillaging the treasury

PUBLIC DISCLAIMER/CAVEAT EMPTOR:

‘Let us remind the Pardoners and the Pardonees that and past Generations of Treasury Looters Shall not go Unpunished, as , and as soon as We TAKE NIGERIA! #DPSR

Disclaimer Issued By – DPSR

Written and Circulated By Jaye Gaskia: 13-03-13


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