The Christmases I Remember- By Betty Abbah
The good, old Christmas was indeed a day of suspensions. The rebukes, the spanks suspended, tied up to the rafters; the cold, early morning flight to Army Children’s School, Ojira suspended till January when Mr. Fasako would await us, eyeing offenders, brandishing his trademark cane….. and gladly too, the painful routines of pushing Baba’s rickety station wagon which emitted smokes directly into our young lungs in the early morning breeze as we stomped the red, rising dusts, eight, ten tiny pairs of feet at a time…a routine from which we had no escape on ordinary days for to disobey Baba was tantamount to a gleeful suicide mission.
A Christmas in Otukpo was a day of immense goodwill. After the rice, topped with the usual brewed cereal drink (umu or kunu), we start pounding the roads to show off our new dresses, shoes, eye glasses etc (sometimes over-sized or undersized), and visit relatives, where, after boutfuls of yet more meals and a shout of ‘Api Klismasi’, we were sure to return home, our petite made-in-China handbags sagging with coins or stuffed with a few notes. Oh, even Mama who always ensured we minimized our meat and egg intakes so we don’t turn out ‘bad children’ somehow forgot her principles and allow us the Christmas-day-spoiling…
And, isn’t it amazing how the road-side masquerades and booming bangers broke through our sanctimonious walls and airs obtained at the Methodist Church, Jericho Section during the previous night’s carol? We would yell with abandon, and run after the masquerades, or they gave us hot chases, whip-in-hand, our shoes dangling in our hands. Sometime too, we would recognize a masquerade, especially if it/he had a limp.
One of our major destinations was Ogwonu-Igbalapa (‘stumble-seven-times’) area of town, named for its crooked, stony streets. But we didn’t mind the stones. Our minds were on the coins. We dare not go near the Babylon area of town which had the railway line, for why, the trains would magnetize and kill us if we dare.
Our ideal Christmases were borne to us on the breezy backs of the harmattan in the mid-eighties and early nineties in Otukpo aka ‘Texas’ in the backwaters of Benue. Those were Christmases of immense goodwill. Christmases that smelt so good. Christmases of sweet re-unions… Christmases where the rich from the cities returned, showing off their wealth without fright of mid-way stops,, temporarily enriching the have-nots with their city-scented crumbs… when bachelors, after year-long labours in Lagos or the textile mills of the north came home and had a rethink of their status at the sight of maidens… Oh, for Christmases saturated with love!
Oh, how I love, love the Christmases of my childhood! For some curious reasons the rice rarely arrived here in Lagos. Relatives here think I am too old now to be given a coin or two (that is if they are even still legal tenders and could still purchase the brain-turning goodie-goodie), and the traffic is in no mood to pamper Christmas revelers. I miss the special aromas of Christmases-made-in-Otukpo, an aroma arising from the sweet blend of roasted goat meat and the specially made rice stew.
Kai, I loath Christmases in Lagos…! Drab..drumless..goatless..coinless…
Oh, for Christmases back in Otukpo… The Christmases of my childhood… Christmases which were scented. Christmases which were serenading.
Christmases which were safe nation-wide…
Christmases of Christ-like innocence…
Those are the Christmases I will always, gladly REMEMBER…!
(Excerpt: ‘The Christmases I Remember’ by Betty Abah)
December 25, 2012, Lagos.